Google Wants Me To Swim

I recently went to Google and looked for the driving directions to London from Boise.
Step #27 tells me to swim to across the Atlantic Ocean.


I thought this was pretty funny.

Clifford Ryan Fell jr. - Photo Album

I have created an online photo album of the birth. We tried our best not to take pictures of "yucky" stuff. So it should all be rated G. Maybe PG, but thats it.

GO VIEW THE ALBUM!

You can also get to it by going to http://www.tubasoldier.com

Clifford Ryan Fell jr.

After a long labor and over 3 hours of pushing Clifford Ryan Fell jr. was born. He weighed 9 pounds 2 ounces. He is a quiet and content little baby. Good for us. Hopefully he will stay this way.

After he was born the doctor left and then came back into the room. I said "When Clifford Fell was born he kicked the doctor. Because only Clifford Fell delivers Clifford Fell." The comment got a good chuckle from him.

I sent an e-mail out to many people. Here is what it said

On March 29th, 2007 at 1:16pm the world changed forever...
[cue inspirational music]
For the first time since the 19th century there are now two Clifford Fells existing on the planet Earth at the same time. This fact has come to light after hours of time spent on Google. This change for the planet Earth could cause widespread excitement and gladness. This is also quite a conundrum. After all the Clifford Fell Fan Club will have to decide who's fans they really are. The original Clifford Fell claims that he is a Proud Member of the Clifford Fell Fan Club. However, Clifford Fell Jr. claims that he is the Proudest Member of the Clifford Fell Fan Club, thus topping the original Clifford beyond all controversy. Because nothing can be more than the est-est Therefore proudest will always top Proud and Prouder (grammatically it should be more proud). So, what should the Clifford Fell Fan Club do? That decision can only be made by it's members!

OK, so seriously. Share was an amazing trooper. She did the marathon labor and won. Share was in labor for approximately 17 hours. Three of those hours were her pushing. Share was able to deliver on her own with no scalpels or operations, a 9 pound 2 ounce baby. I have more respect and love for her now than I ever have. Watching the sacrifice that she made to bring life into the world was the most humbling experience. So please send your congratulations to her. She was amazing and never gave up. Her e-mail address is sharefell@gmail.com

Thanks for all the support

Clifford

I hope you like looking at baby pictures because here they are!

Horny Manatee

What? I'm sorry, did you just mix "horny" and "manatee" together in one sentence? Oh, absolutely! I have been following this drama from Conan O'Brian for the last week and a half. Horny Manatee is absolutely fabulously disgusting. I have never seen such a gross display of dirty humor. Mr. O'Brian has gone too far! This exploitation of an endangered species must stop. Well, ok, it is really funny. Conan said the words hornymanatee.com on his show and as a result NBC bought the webpage name. It was previously non-existent. So they put together a web page for everyone to enjoy about horny manatees. I would like to point out to parents that this is not suitable for children and old people. We don't want to destroy the young children's minds and the old people are already too far gone to understand this. Enjoy the manatee videos and the sweet manatee action. Also consider purchasing a shirt. A portion of the proceeds will go to help save this endangered sea cow.

John Stewart on Blogs

After having recently been turned onto the "blogging revolution" by a friend of mine, I stumbled upon this report from John Stewart about blogs. This one is good. Of course nothing here is or ever will be newsworthy.